Hair Club for Men, step aside. Sony in it’s apparent never ending quest to get into questionable markets has released, well more leaked via a patent application, the designs for a “smart wig”. I really can’t make sense of this one. Honestly, do you really need a wig that tells you it’s on wrong? If you need one, just check it in a mirror and save us the surely-customizable alert tones for when it gets misaligned. Check it out on Engadget.